- Anti Joke

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Me

My peni s

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

the NAACP

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Me

My peni s

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

the NAACP

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania