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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

batman has diarrhea

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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