How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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how man

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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