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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

All of these jokes are about white people

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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