- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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