- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Chlamydia

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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