- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Dane Cook makes a joke.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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