- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

i had sex.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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