- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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