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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A baby seal walks into a club.

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