- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

A black person dies.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Sloths

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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