- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

i had sex.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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