- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

How do you make a little girl cry?

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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