- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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