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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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