What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Do u take sugar?

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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