- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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