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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

1+1=2

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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