- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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