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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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