- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

I'm so punny.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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