What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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