- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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