- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

i saw amango it splootered

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

men's rights activists

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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