- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

fish fishy caoimhin

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

i had a black friend once......just kidding

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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