The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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