- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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