- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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