- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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