- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

poopy is poopy

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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