- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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