What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A black student graduated High School

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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