- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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