- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Sixty... eight

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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