What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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