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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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