- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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