What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Jeff

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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