- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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