- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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