Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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