If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

guy walks into a bar, ouch

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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