- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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