Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Kevin and Ramin

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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