What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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nickel back

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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This is not funny.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Kevin and Ramin

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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