Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Water? I hardly know her.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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