- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??