Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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