- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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