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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

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