- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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