A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What? Huh?

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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