- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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if got a joke if fogot it

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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