- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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