What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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matt is fat

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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