What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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