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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

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