- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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