- Anti Joke

Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

fish fishy caoimhin

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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