Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What would u like to drink?

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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