Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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