How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Beka has AIDS

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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