- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??