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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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