A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Beka has AIDS

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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