What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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