- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Knock Knock. Not home.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Women's rights

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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