Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

women's rights, lol

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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