Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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