What's funny? Women's rights.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

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