add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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