Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Guest what in the butt

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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