- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

I dont have a girlfriend

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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