whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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