whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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