knock knock go away!!!

karn chevalier

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A bar walks into a man

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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