- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Nobody cares maddie!

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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