What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Anti Joke

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