Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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