Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Your mother just died.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Sarah Palin.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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