Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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