- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Honk if you're Amish!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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