Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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