The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Anti Joke

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