- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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women's rights

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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