- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Amanda Knox walks home free.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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