Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Hello

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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