A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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360 NO SCOPE

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boobs!

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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