- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A: Knock Knock B: 7

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What's one plus one? two.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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