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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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