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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A baby seal walks into a club.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Is maynaise an instrument?

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Women's rights

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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