- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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