- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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