Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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