What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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