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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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