Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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nice tits.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Penis

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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