A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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