- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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